Pigmottin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, benevolent guinea pig.

Pigmottin created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pigmottin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pigmottin, she will send minions to preach to you.

Pigmottin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pigmottin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Erect three titanium sculptures of Pigmottin on top of important buildings.