Arpnabjop is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, clever turtle.

Arpnabjop created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpnabjop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arpnabjop, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Arpnabjop's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Arpnabjop's Holy Commandments

1. Arpnabjop loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.