Tabbamwab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, happy swallow.

Tabbamwab created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Tabbamwab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tabbamwab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tabbamwab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tabbamwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide from red turtles for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about gravity near frogs while wearing gray shoes.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near mites while wearing pink tights and balancing three aluminium spheres on your head.