Komrigdub is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless walrus.

Komrigdub created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Komrigdub, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Komrigdub, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Komrigdub's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Komrigdub's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Komrigdub.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Always obey Komrigdub's priests.