Nighivlog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless finch.

Nighivlog created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nighivlog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nighivlog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nighivlog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nighivlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.