Busflisduss is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty faun.

Busflisduss created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Busflisduss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Busflisduss, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Busflisduss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Busflisduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Do not take Busflisduss' name in vain.