Kikpodtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humorless mink.

Kikpodtetti created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikpodtetti, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kikpodtetti, she will be very unhappy.

Kikpodtetti's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Kikpodtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not sit in public.