Gomzakgig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, confident bear.

Gomzakgig created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomzakgig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gomzakgig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gomzakgig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gomzakgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gomzakgig.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Never hurt voles.