Botkanlip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty jackal.

Botkanlip created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Botkanlip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botkanlip, it will turn you into a snail.

Botkanlip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Botkanlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the east.

5. Do not commit murder.