Vedvigbit Hugnurcat Flagyarpzog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving wyvern.

Vedvigbit Hugnurcat Flagyarpzog created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vedvigbit Hugnurcat Flagyarpzog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedvigbit Hugnurcat Flagyarpzog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Vedvigbit Hugnurcat Flagyarpzog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vedvigbit Hugnurcat Flagyarpzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo boots.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. You must never eat spinach.