Yakbimgof is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical squirrel.

Yakbimgof created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakbimgof, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yakbimgof, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yakbimgof's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yakbimgof's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away if five geese approach from the east.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must pray to Yakbimgof nine times a day.