Febgessbun Tamfodgessbemtetti is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, wise raccoon.

Febgessbun Tamfodgessbemtetti created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febgessbun Tamfodgessbemtetti, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Febgessbun Tamfodgessbemtetti, she will think nothing of it.

Febgessbun Tamfodgessbemtetti's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Febgessbun Tamfodgessbemtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never jump near shrews.

5. Never look in ponds.