Botfutafdap is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful
seal.
Botfutafdap created a top quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Botfutafdap, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Botfutafdap, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Botfutafdap's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Botfutafdap's Holy Commandments1. Always help great tits.
2. Never think about quantum gravity.
3. Never go into fawn rooms.
4. Always wear white.
5. Never sit in holy places.