Manzencap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, amazing ant.

Manzencap created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manzencap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Manzencap, he will turn you into a duck.

Manzencap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Manzencap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Manzencap.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.