Jadcinsat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, selfish bear.

Jadcinsat created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadcinsat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jadcinsat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jadcinsat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Jadcinsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Run away if six gulls approach from the north.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never look in ponds.
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