Nuttyarlab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unjust hummingbird.

Nuttyarlab created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttyarlab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nuttyarlab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Nuttyarlab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nuttyarlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown corsets.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.