Genmisyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless fly.

Genmisyatt created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genmisyatt, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Genmisyatt, she will turn you into a rat.

Genmisyatt's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Genmisyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.