Farnhabfon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical toad.

Farnhabfon created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnhabfon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Farnhabfon, she will turn you into a worm.

Farnhabfon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Farnhabfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away if nine frogs approach from the south.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Learn three new languages a year.