Komlikfot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless cobra.

Komlikfot created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komlikfot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Komlikfot, she will turn you into a mouse.

Komlikfot's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Komlikfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Komlikfot's priests.

2. Do not keep three ants in a large pit.

3. Never wear pink rings.

4. Hide if eight horses approach from the west.

5. You must love Komlikfot.