Rildosscebqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, moody donkey.

Rildosscebqueeg created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rildosscebqueeg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rildosscebqueeg, he will make you grow a tail.

Rildosscebqueeg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rildosscebqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never wear black scarves.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never run in holy places.