Dadbeddog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless wombat.

Dadbeddog created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Dadbeddog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dadbeddog, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dadbeddog's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dadbeddog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five cats approach from the south.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Retreat if three snails approach from the west.