Mipbunbin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, almighty horse.

Mipbunbin created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Mipbunbin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mipbunbin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mipbunbin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mipbunbin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mipbunbin.

2. Put Mipbunbin first in all things.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Do not drink alcohol.