Hudzakfub Ponbanbap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing wyvern.

Hudzakfub Ponbanbap created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudzakfub Ponbanbap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hudzakfub Ponbanbap, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hudzakfub Ponbanbap's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hudzakfub Ponbanbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the west.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.