Canveenlap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart goose.

Canveenlap created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canveenlap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Canveenlap, she will ignore you.

Canveenlap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Canveenlap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo geese, for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Canveenlap.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Canveenlap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.