Sagdossflow is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthinking crocodile.

Sagdossflow created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Sagdossflow, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sagdossflow, it will be very unhappy.

Sagdossflow's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sagdossflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Run away from black badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Never think about asteroids.