Legfetarf is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, moody jellyfish.

Legfetarf created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Legfetarf, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Legfetarf, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Legfetarf's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Legfetarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Legfetarf loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.