Rakmumtigbot Sugomtlat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, staggering troll.

Rakmumtigbot Sugomtlat created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakmumtigbot Sugomtlat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rakmumtigbot Sugomtlat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rakmumtigbot Sugomtlat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rakmumtigbot Sugomtlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Put Rakmumtigbot Sugomtlat first in all things.

4. Retreat if four nematodes approach from the north.

5. Never paint your chest black.