Volgomcat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent chinchilla.

Volgomcat created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volgomcat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Volgomcat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Volgomcat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Volgomcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Always stare at clouds.