Farpidomt is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody fairy.

Farpidomt created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farpidomt, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farpidomt, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Farpidomt's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Farpidomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.