Cuthigjad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless scorpion.

Cuthigjad created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Cuthigjad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cuthigjad, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cuthigjad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cuthigjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.