Cubgubbap is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, annoying toad.

Cubgubbap created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Cubgubbap, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cubgubbap, she will turn you into a duck.

Cubgubbap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cubgubbap's Holy Commandments

1. Cubgubbap loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about black holes.