Likhivwab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented lobster.

Likhivwab created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Likhivwab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Likhivwab, she will strike you with lightening.

Likhivwab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Likhivwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.