Dogdutspag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless dryad.

Dogdutspag created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogdutspag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dogdutspag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dogdutspag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dogdutspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never paint your legs green.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Always look after injured sharks.