Dapwaphintonpomfonsin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet slug.

Dapwaphintonpomfonsin created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapwaphintonpomfonsin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dapwaphintonpomfonsin, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dapwaphintonpomfonsin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dapwaphintonpomfonsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dapwaphintonpomfonsin on top of all buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.