Rakrillman is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud bat.

Rakrillman created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakrillman, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rakrillman, she will turn you into a rat.

Rakrillman's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rakrillman's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed peanuts to foxes while wearing red boots.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never think about gravity near horses while wearing yellow rings and balancing five carbon spheres on your neck.