Fobfigfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish narwhal.

Fobfigfarn created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fobfigfarn, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobfigfarn, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fobfigfarn's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fobfigfarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Never sit in the presence of monkeys.