Rakhabpidteen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, annoying gerbil.

Rakhabpidteen created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakhabpidteen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rakhabpidteen, she will turn you into a goat.

Rakhabpidteen's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rakhabpidteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always obey Rakhabpidteen's priests.

5. Run away if four mice approach from the east.