Begspagstip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, almighty dragon.

Begspagstip created water two years ago.

If you believe in Begspagstip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Begspagstip, he will turn you into a rock.

Begspagstip's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Begspagstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never feed lots of peanuts to grasshopers while wearing violet shoes.