Shavrotlarpzimzimxemgid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish chinchilla.

Shavrotlarpzimzimxemgid created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Shavrotlarpzimzimxemgid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Shavrotlarpzimzimxemgid, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Shavrotlarpzimzimxemgid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Shavrotlarpzimzimxemgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink rings.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not commit murder.