Narbepkaddavkab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fussy shrew.

Narbepkaddavkab created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Narbepkaddavkab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Narbepkaddavkab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Narbepkaddavkab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Narbepkaddavkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Do not covet oxen.