Bogcatlig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong goblin.

Bogcatlig created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcatlig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bogcatlig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogcatlig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bogcatlig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Bogcatlig loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Never eat bark.