Bepquamxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome wolf.

Bepquamxuck created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepquamxuck, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bepquamxuck, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bepquamxuck's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bepquamxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bepquamxuck.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.