Sidcamyok Leghundag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered mouse.

Sidcamyok Leghundag created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidcamyok Leghundag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sidcamyok Leghundag, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Sidcamyok Leghundag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sidcamyok Leghundag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Never run near ants.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.