Hencudbanken is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, overgenerous
naga.
Hencudbanken created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Hencudbanken, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Hencudbanken, she will make you grow a tail.
Hencudbanken's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Hencudbanken's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hencudbanken.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never pour water over plants.