Vadtengom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous hyena.

Vadtengom created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadtengom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vadtengom, she will turn you into a rock.

Vadtengom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vadtengom's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Run away if nine dogs approach from the east.

5. Never talk about cell theory.