Zedranhad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, resourceful scorpion.

Zedranhad created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedranhad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zedranhad, he will jump up and down on your head.

Zedranhad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zedranhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.