Loopbabfon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, capable jaguar.

Loopbabfon created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopbabfon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Loopbabfon, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Loopbabfon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Loopbabfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Loopbabfon loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.