Manrendamtik Fubpasdon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured pigeon.

Manrendamtik Fubpasdon created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Manrendamtik Fubpasdon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Manrendamtik Fubpasdon, it will come to you in dreams.

Manrendamtik Fubpasdon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Manrendamtik Fubpasdon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not stand on grass.