Bimnibsat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive hummingbird.

Bimnibsat created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimnibsat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimnibsat, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bimnibsat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bimnibsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear fawn jumpers.

5. Never think about asteroids.