Fomlundoss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, contented skunk.

Fomlundoss created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomlundoss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fomlundoss, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fomlundoss' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fomlundoss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six porpoises approach from the north.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about dark matter near mice while wearing gray stockings and balancing three gold spheres on your head.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.